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Most Distinguished Visitor,

For thirty-six years I worked at a famous Chinese fortune cookie manufacturing company writing fortunes -- like the ones you get in cookies at Chinese food restaurants.

At our company, fortunes had to be approved by the Fortune Approval Committee. Over the years, for various reasons, the Fortune Approval Committee rejected certain fortunes. Secretly, I collected these fortunes and some of the ones the Fortune Approval Committee rejected as “Tasteless” I put into my book. (Available NOW for sale only at AMAZON.COM.)

The Fortune Approval Committee defined “Tasteless” as something that is offensive, tactless, insensitive or just plain vulgar.

Of course, “Tasteless” can also mean bland, as in boring, dull or uninspiring, which, in my most humble opinion, describes a lot of the fortunes you find these days in Chinese fortune cookies.

Please feel free to sample a few fortunes below. Don't forget to please get your own copy of my book at AMAZON.COM. The book also makes a great gift -- make someone smile! May you always find good fortunes in your life.

Most humbly,

Joe Wang